The Finest Vegan Guitar Strap

by The Workshop Staff February 16, 2021

Jimmy can play guitar without a strap... because Jimmy is Jimmy.
You need a strap to play guitar, because you are not Jimmy.

Yeah, we just reminded you of your limitations (and subtly brought up your failed dreams of becoming a rock star). But your playing limitations have never stopped you from trying to look like a rock star, have they?

So when you started shopping for a cool new guitar strap, you got on the internets and asked the google box what the best guitar strap on the planet is.

And the google box got back to you with a long list of every guitar strap under the sun. But you quickly realized that the only quality U.S.A. made straps worthy of your fine instrument and flawless sense of style were constructed from dead cows, and that definitely won't work. After all, despite your lack of guitar playing talent, you DO have ethics and won't support animal cruelty.

And that is really the point of this pointless article. We made something especially for you (you talent-less hack). The best vegan guitar strap on the planet is now available, made to order and sized (length) to your wishes. Constructed from our custom import Iberian cork fabric (sustainably-sourced, eco-friendly, plant based) and laser engraved with your name.

Hand Crafted in Los Angeles

Made To Order

Custom Sized (Length) to Guitarist's Wishes

Your Name Laser Etched (Interior Side of Guitar Strap)

4 Layer Custom Import Iberian Cork Construction (Vegan, Sustainably-Harvested, Eco-Friendly)

Choice of Classic Pattern or Roots Pattern Cork

2'' Width

One Tree Planted on Your Behalf

Our cork supplier in Portugal ensures that the naturally carbon dioxide reducing “montado” forest is a protected habitat for unique animal species to thrive, by only harvesting cork bark on 9 year cycles without cutting down trees. We support their efforts to ensure fair and safe working conditions for local skilled labor in the region. The cork is hand harvested by generational craftsmen using traditional tools and techniques before being treated using only water, heat, and pressure. Our custom cork is then backed to oeko-tex certified 100% cotton using a water based adhesive to ensure the end product remains as eco-friendly as possible.

Specify your desired length when ordering. Please be aware that this strap is sized to order in a single length custom made for the exact guitarist and guitar, and therefore is NOT adjustable. We strongly recommend measuring your current strap set-up before ordering. Width is 2'' regardless of length.

Unfortunately, all e-commerce shipping results in a carbon foot print. We are committed to offsetting that environmental impact. Our cork fabric is sustainably harvested from trees that are not cut down, but our partnership with OneTreePlanted allows us to do more. We donate one tree to be planted on your behalf for every item sold through our online store.

If you are purchasing the vegan guitar strap as a gift, and wish to have a different name than your own engraved, please leave us a note in the box on the cart page.

If you really think that you are special, and would like the top side of the strap custom laser engraved with your own artwork, logo, design, or monogram, please get in touch with us workshop@etchtailor.com before ordering.

So now you can carry on like the rockstar that you are (not).

The Finest Vegan Guitar Strap

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